So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg
This is my favourite post of all time.
sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr
IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT
raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for
when bros got their dicks out on omegle
omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile